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Author Archives: Spider Slayer

Keep Your Care Packages and Your Ballots

Good thing big brother’s looking out for us, especially if we’re deployed with the military right now. A group of half-wits in Fairfax County, VA decided to invent a new rule applied to Federal Write-In Absentee Ballots that stretches beyond the related state and military guidelines. To make matters worse, these requirements only apply to […]

Kucinich’s Bottomless Pocket Didn’t Work

He dropped out. What a shame.

RE: Video: Rush Limbaugh on the Hillary/Obama cat fight

Oh how enjoyable it is to see Democrats cat fighting, yet how sad it is that the Democratic base seems to leave these squabbles unnoticed! Some tears and Hillary wins primaries! Democrats can pull the race card anytime but Republicans are damned for the same antics (Heil Hillary!). Media pundits will forgive any candidate’s sins […]

Movie Review

Saw “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything.” Great movie with great values…..all except for the “help coming from above” in the form of a donkey! Come on! What about help coming from an elephant?!? What’s the Big Idea? P.S. I appreciate the addition to my last entry with excellent points made in the replies! P.P.S. […]

Hillary in New Hampshire

Despite how ill I feel about Hillary’s victory in NH (then again, the idea of any sort of democrat victory makes me ill) I have to say, she does know how to work her constituency. She knows the #1 liberal law: no one deserves to get anywhere professionally without some sort of personal suffering. Her […]

Hillary’s Big Mistake

Who can blame Hilary for her public display of emotion yesterday? If I stayed married to sweet Bill after all of his nonsense to get me into the presidency only to fail the race and end up in a place where I’d owe him alimony, I’d cry too.

Conservatism in Hollywood

The View has a new token conservative to keep ratings alive.  Welcome Sherri Shepherd!  I love that a conservative, right-minded woman has a big role in TV but the conservative is always out numbered in situations like this.  At least Law and Order writers have some new fodder.  I’m happy that Sherri is making a […]


Now that HillaryCare is published, I hope all Americans will clue into how ridiculous her plan is.  This might be fun for American Health Choices Plan proponents: an ‘apple to apple comparison’: HillaryCare to Wal-Mart: BIG COMPANY (big companies are good, right libs? oh, wait government doesn’t qualify as a government), AVAILABLE (they will both […]

Michael Vick

Michael Vick oh Michael Vick.  Some enormously paid pro-football quarterback set his mind to dog fighting in his spare time with his disposable income.  Gross.  Someone revoke his license to own pets…if only such a thing existed.  Rather this fool is slapped with federal felony charges.  So he pled to some random marginally related charge […]

New to the boat

Lest the Puddle Pirate be allowed to run amok and call people members of a  “far right lunatic fringe”  I should have a forum to offer my perspective.  Albeit, my mind is far right, it is still more moonbat-ish than my just-right-of-atilla-the-hun friend the Puddle Pirate.  Who is the Puddle Pirate to accuse one of […]