Talk about a faith-based community

The “reality-based” Left’s clearly suffering from a chronic case of Bush Derangement Syndrome.
Facts, logic and reason be damned. A story from an “anonymous source” on a carrier asserts that we’re about to attack Iran, ergo it’s too juicy to doubt. What are ya gonna believe, a ripping good yarn about eeeevil neocon conspiracies or your own lying eyes? This is Chimpy Hallibushitler we’re talking about here!! He wants to DESTROY THE WORLD and lock up all progressives in GULAGS run by MERCENARIES!!!11!!
Fake but accurate, n’est ce pas?