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SpongeBob SquarePants is a manly sponge

Can we all stop fussing over SpongeBob SquarePants and his alleged dalliances with Patrick the Starfish or other male toons, please?

SpongeBob is a manly sponge

He’s a manly sponge, and definitely not gay. If you have further photoshopped evidence of this, please send it my way (me at brainshavings dot com) and I’ll post it here.


Here’s one from Matt Naugle at The Open End, showing that SpongeBob doesn’t hang around in seedy “bars-of-alternative-lifestyle-choice”:

I’m sure the triangle button is just a fashion oversight. Um, what triangle button? Ha!


Here’s one from pamibe. I never knew SpongeBob started out in Westerns.

SpongeBob and The Duke

He must be older than he looks. How did Maureen O’Hara resist his charms?

Update: AC/DC has a new guitarist.

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