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A classic putdown

The Akron Repository reports the results of a meeting last year between former Cleveland Browns player and current announcer Doug Dieken, and former Browns owner and current fan piñata Art Modell, during the Browns’ final game against Modell. Here’s the money quote from Dieken:

Art said, “Oh, so you’ve come to see me before you can pee on my grave?” I told him, “Art, I’ve lived a long time and played a lot of years. I refuse to stand in line to do anything anymore.”

I love Deek’s way with words.
Hat tip: Ace Davis