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Hail to the Chief, ye bottom-feedin’ lefties!

Black William Rackham and his crew at the Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrking Moonbat Early Warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrning System just dug up a real treasure.

The Pirate in Chief

Well, blow me down! I be a Bush buccaneer t’ begin with, but this be makin’ me want t’ put ashore in San Francisco t’ pillage, plunder, an’ play country music at ear-bleedin’ volume ’til those lily-livered mincing pansies beg to change their voter registration.