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How to tell if someone is a terrorist

As the Alliance of Free Blogs commands, so shall they receive. What follows is my preliminary list of things to look for when profiling suspects for terrorist tendencies:

  • Habitually whispers “ka-boom!” while cackling with glassy-eyed glee
  • Wears a kaffiyeh under a yarmulke
  • Can’t resist the urge to throw rocks at armored cars
  • Plans to vote for “Iraq Osama” for Illinois Senator
  • Drives a Volvo with a cute yellow “Bomber On Board” window sign
  • Drives a Volvo with a “Bin Laden/Al Sadr ’04” bumper sticker
  • Drives a Volvo
  • Is found on this blogroll

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