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At a speech to the Anti-Defamation League on Monday, John “Waffles” Kerry flubbed an attempt to sound like a man with a clue about Judaism:

For all of its history, ADL has been self-asked to live up to one of the oldest most fundamental principles of civilization. It is actually one of the Commandments as we know: “Love your neighbor.”

If you go to Waffles’ campaign web site, guess what’s missing from the transcript of that speech?