Adding to the Craziness....

 

 

The inmate who goes by the moniker "Too Short for a Coastie"

 

Father, Husband etc.

  • Age: old enough to drink legally
     

     
  • Sex: male
     

     
  • Marital Status: Married
     
  • Home: Kaneohe, Hawaii
     

     
     
  • Race: human
      

     
  • Sings: bass
     
  • Plays: guitar, piano
      
     
     
     
  • Sense of Humor: a dry polished urbane wit
     
     
     
     
  • Past Travels: Mexico, Canada, Germany, England, France, Ireland, Italy, Czech Republic, Poland, Switzerland, Greece, Turkey, Portugal, The Azores, Ecuador, Columbia, Panama, Grand Cayman, Cuba, Jamaica, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Curacao, Puerto Rico, St. Thomas, St. Maartin, Antigua, St. Lucia, Barbados
     
  • Past Military Service: U.S. Coast Guard, 13 proud years
     
     
     
  • Current Occupation: Systems Analyst for the US Coast Guard
     
  • Favorite Teams: Denver Broncos, Colorado Rockies, Colorado Avalanche
     
     
     
  • Party: Independent moderate (fiscally conservative, socially liberal)
     
  • Attitude: Normally laid back
     
     
  • Faith: Christian
     

Tall Little Boy

  • Age: young enough to try to drink people under the table
     
  • Sex: very rarely (I've been married for over 10 years)
     
     
  • Marital Status: see Sex...
     
  • Home: While my wife is deployed to Iraq, vagabond living with friends
     
  • Race: kind of a peach colored guy from somewhere in Europe.
     
  • Sings: better than Alo
     
  • Plays: the piano's been in storage for 5 years, that should tell you all you need to know
     
  • Sense of Humor: which more often than not fails to be appreciated by my wife
     
  • Past Travels: still haven't been to Australia yet
     
     
     
     
     
     
  • Past Military Service: So the US Army stations my wife in Germany...
     
  • Current Occupation: scum sucking contractor
     
  • Favorite Teams: have won a lot more championships than any of those stinkin Cleveland teams
     
  • Party: Squishy Fence Sitting RINO
     
  • Attitude: Not afraid to bare teeth when necessary
     
  • Faith: need a lot of help to maintain it