April 30, 2009

The Pretty Darn Exhaustive Obama Nickname List

I've collected these appellations for Barack Obama while surfing the conservative side of the Internet. I'll add to the list as new ones crop up. Feel free to contribute your own.

The list is current as of December 21, 2011.

Alfred E. ObamaAKOTUS (Ass Kicker Of The United States)
Alfred E. Obama
Anointed One, The
Anti-Founder, The
B. Hussein Obama
B.O.
B-Ho
Bacrack Obama
Bam-Bam
Bambi
Bammy
Bamster, The
Barack Hussein Alinsky
Barack Ilyich Lenin
Barack Insane Obama
Barack O'Change Obama
Barack The Magic Negro
Barack The Wealth Spreader
Barack W. Bush
Barack Ovomit
Barack Oralbama
Barack Obabykiller
Barack Oralsex
Barack Omelonpatch
Barackus Hubris Maximus
Bareass Banana
Barky
Barrack Inseinn O'bowdown
Barrack SoVain Obama
Barry Soetoro
Barry Obowdown, the im-POTUS
BoBo the Clown
Bobblehead-in-Chief
Bowing Barry Sotero
Boy President, The
Bracket Boy
Brak
Brokeback Insane O'Bummer
Bystander-in-Chief, The
Captain Clueless
Captain KickassCaptain Kickass
Captain Teleprompter
Carter 2.0
Chairman Zero
Chairman Mau-Mau
Chairman Bao
Chairman Bow
Che Obama
Chicago Thug-in-Chief, The
Chicago Charlatan, The
Chief Walking Eagle
Chimpy the Kenyan
Chosen One, The
Commander-in-Thief, The
Community-Organizer-in-Chief, The
Comrade Obama
Comrade Chairman Osama bin Bite-Me
D'OHbama
Dear Leader
Dear Reader
Demagogue-in-Chief, The
Depression President, The
Divider, The
Dr. DoNothingDr. DoNothing
Dr. Utopia
Duh One
Dumbo
Ear Leader, The
Emperor Barack I
Empty Suit, The
Empty-Suit-in-Chief, The
Fraud, The
Fraudbama
Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, The
Gaybama
Gelding-in-Chief, The
General Zod (Kneel before him!)
Gerbil President, The
God, Jr.
Greasespot
Great Fraud, The
His Imperious Majesty Barack the First, President of America, Protector of the People as Long As They Know Their Place and Belong to The Right Unions, Defender of the Privileges Accrued by Attending the Right University, and Scourge of the Rich If They Don't Contribute To The Democratic Party
His O'liness
His Phoniness
His Travesty
His "O"ily-ness
His Holiness Pinocchio Obama
Hopenchange
Hopey-Dopey-Change Goof, The
Hopiate of the Masses, The
Hussein HopenChangen
Jimmy Carter 2.0
Joker, The
Jug Ears
Kenyan, The
Kenyan Kid, The
Kid Clueless
King Barack I
King Mumbo Jumbo
King Putt
Brak ObamaKing Zero
Leper Messiah, The
Liar-in-Chief, The
Lightbringer, The
Lightworker, The
LOLbama
Lord Hussein Obimbo
Lyin' King, The
Man-Child, The
Man-Child President, The
Maobama
Mau-Mauer-in-Chief, The
Messiah, The
Milhouse
Mohammedan Mouthpiece, The
Mr. Magoobama
Mr. Potato Head
My Main Marxist
No-Cojone Pony, The
No-Go Mojo Man, The
Nobama
Nutless Wonder, The
O'Carter
O'Chavez
O-BOW-ma
O-boy
O-cialist, The
OMGWTF
OOO (Occupant of the Oval Office; a.k.a. "Triple O")
ObaMao
Obama bin Laden
Obama bin Lyin'
Obama Won Kabuki
Obama Osama
Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong
Obama-one Yaphony
Obamachev
Obamadinejad
ObaMadoff
ObamanocchioObamafail
Obamahammed
Obamandias
Obamanocchio
Obamanure
Obamaramadingdong
Obamateur
Obamawankenobi
Obambi
Obamenbashi
Obamessiah, The
Obaminable
Obamination
Obammunist, The
Obammy
Obarfo
ObeyMe
Obie bum Kabrokie
Obimbo
Oblahblah
Oblowme
Obomba
ObowmaObowa
Obowma
Obozo the Clown
Obroccoli
Obumbles the Clown
Obumma
Obummer
Obysmal
Oclueless
Odopey
Odrama
Odumbass
Odumbo
Odummy
OediPOTUS Wrecks
Ogabe
Oh Bow Low
Oh-Blah-Muhhhh
Oilbama
Oilbowma
Oilslick Obama
Ol' Jug Ears
OmniPresident, The
One Big Ass Mistake, America
One, The
One Big Awful Mistake, America
Osama Obama
Ovomit
Owebama
Owebowmao
PBO
POSOTUS
Pantload-in-Chief, The
Pantywaist-in-Chief, The
PeeWee
Petulant POTUS, The
Precedent, The
Precedent Uhhhhbama (Peace be upon him)
PresiDEBT of the United States
President Christ SuperstarPresident Christ Superstar
President Doubtfire
President Final Four
President Flim-Flam
President Jackwagon
President Nancypants
President Pantywaist
President PeeWee
President Pétain
President Pitching Wedge
President Poppins
President Pot Smoke
President Priss
President Prissypants
President Punk
President Ron Burgundy
President Seven Iron
President Sputnik
President Hopenchange
President HopeNGrovel
President Diapers
Presidunce, The
Promptee, The
Pronoun-in-Chief, The
Punk, The
Grinning Obama caricatureRainbow King, The
Redistributor-in-Chief, The
SCOAMF (Stuttering Cluster**** of a Miserable Failure)
Scooter
Silver-Tongued Emir of Eloquence, The
Skippy
Solomon Obama
Snob-ama
Sparky
Spineless Wonder, The
Squanderer-in-Chief, The
Teh One
Teh Won
Teleprompter Jesus
Teleprompter of the U.S. (TOTUS)
Teletubbie-in-Chief, The
Thug-in-Chief, The
Turkmenbama
Unicorn King, The
Unicorn Prince, The
Urkel
Usurper-in-Chief, The
Waffles The Clown
Whacky Barracky
Wizard of Uhhs, The
Zero

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The Hopey-Dopey-Change Goof

Obie bum kabrokie

Please add "Thug-in-Chief" to your list.

Oh B One Narobi, Captain of the US Titanic Spending

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How did Barack Obama get the nickname "The One" anyway?

two more:
My Main Marxist
The Gerbil President

Let's see: King Zero, Barry Soetoro, General Zed (Kneel before him!), BigGob-Bobblehead-in-Chief, the Lyin’ King, BoBo the Clown, Commander-in-Thief, Chairman Mau-Mau... Plenty more out there. Gonna have to spread this page around... =^[.]^=

The GREAT FRAUD

You forgot a few.....

the Kenyan Kid
the Chicago Charlatan
ole jug ears
Captain tekepromter
Bowing Barry Sotero

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Two more:
The Promptee
Dear Reader

Here's a new one: "Chief Walking Eagle," the name native Americans have given him. It means that he's "so full of shit that he has to walk." =^[.]^=

List is not complete without this one: Obeyme

Hussein HopenChangen

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B-Ho

Dr. Utopia

Hussein HopenChangen

Lightbringer, The

Obamafail

Oblahblah

O-BOW-ma

One Big Awful Mistake, America

President HopeNGrovel

Teh Won

Zero

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Great list! In my government class for fun I go through all of the noted nicknames of Presidents, and didn't have any for Obama yet. Now I have a lot. Thanks!

PresiDEBT Obama.

Barack Obama's book, "The Audacity of Hope," shows a catchy title. It has an idea of bravery mixed with confidence. There is nothing Pollyanna about that. I will possibly not support every part he says, but he's our president, and then for me, he creates trust. Which can do more for a region than any volume of backroom deals. Hope gives us energy, and energy sustains us through trying times. Boy, we've had them. I'm from West Texas, and I did not vote for Bush. When McCain ran against Obama, I used to be a citizen of Arizona, but I gave audacious hope a chance. The fight for progress and laying the foundations of prosperity is just not over. I've seen the quips of those that don't believe Obama can do it. But step back a second. Would anyone have all of us fail in order to tarnish the star of an incumbent for whom they did not vote? Attempting to keep our priorities straight, let's work together with this president and build our future.

I will possibly not support every part he says, but he's our president, and then for me, he creates trust. Which can do more for a region than any volume of backroom deals.

You're funny. Haven't you heard of The Cornhusker Kickback? The Louisiana Purchase? John Matheson's appointment to a federal judgeship? Put down the hashpipe and re-evaluate your jug-eared messiah.

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Brokeback Insane O'Bummer

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The Pantload-in-Chief
POSOTUS
Chimpy, the Kenyan
TEH WON

The Purpletraitor.

Seriously?
Go back and peruse the many promises he made while campaigning. Find ONE that he has honored.

Just because someone is our president does not make him or her deserving of any respect; that must be earned. He has earned NONE. He has trashed our freedoms and the Constitution (which he made an oath to preserve, defend, and protect) in a way never before seen. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE FOR THIS. Hope without integrity and honesty is utterly without value and is prattle by a puppet of the shadow government meant to soothe the non-thinking masses.

McCain would have been NO better but he might have slowed down the destruction just a bit of America that has picked up to warp-speed.

I second the suggestion: put down the hash pipe and use your brain or what is left of it.

Barack Ovommit
Barack Oralbama
Barack Obabykiller
Barack Oralsex
Barack Oraghead
Barack Omellonpatch
Oilslick Obama

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Sparky...(Obama)
Plug.....(Biden)

O-boy

I am Parital to OBEYME.
yep like Sheila posted.

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Barrack Inseinn O'bowdown
Whacky Barracky
Barry Obowdown, the im-POTUS
Barrack Sovain Obama

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In my writings of Obama, I refer to him as greasespot & President Diapers
never never land

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I kind of like Oh Bow Low. My brother prefers ObaMao. Potato/potahto.

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Oh-Blah-Muhhhh

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Devin you're a perfect example of what's wrong with this country now. Your ignorance is exceeded only by your ability to see through rose-colored glasses. Nobody is wanting to tarnish Obama; he's doing the greatest job of that in history himself. He has now gone back on every campaign promise he made, sold out even his own constituency (the back room deals for the healthcare debacle are just now starting to surface, as companies find it cheaper to pay fines than buy employee insurance, thus insuring that more people who work will go without insurance but the trash who won't work for a living will have it), and is selling us down the river to the globalists just as fast as he can. He's done more damage to this country in a little over a year than FDR managed to do in his first eight, and FDR's policies deepened recession into depression and then extended the depression for 20 years past when it should have recovered. You liberal dreamers had better wake up and smell the coffee. The Democratic Party is controlled by the unions and is anything but the working man's party, since they've been the ones raising the taxes on working people to buy the vote of the poor who don't work, and whose numbers, by the way, are growing steadily as this president continues to sell us a bill of goods. Do your homework before you make ridiculous statements about people trying to tarnish a president who is so covered in political and ethical feces that tarnish would be an upgrade.

Obamawankenobi

Obummer
Odummy
Usurper-in-chief

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How about his "O"ily-ness? that's what the gulf is thinking!

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Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong

I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there ...

let's work together with this president and build our future.

What president? Do we have a president? I know we have a partier, big spender, golfer, bowler, among other things but I have not seen a president.

And for your list
Obamaramadingdong
Obamanure

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Oblahblah

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Two of my faves: "Obamahammed" and "OMGWTF".

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Is this a joke??

BOOM SHACKA LACKA!

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Here's the ones I use most often:

0webowmao, Leper Messiah, and Commie Pinko Rat Bastard Douche Bag Jackass.

I've been calling the SOB "Maobamma" for awhile now. I'm sure I must have seen it somewhere, I do not claim to be the originator.

Ovomit

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Obow-mao
Fraud-bama

I never saw anyone else use this one, but I have used it and gotten cracked on for it. OBMAMMY. He believes himself to be the huge, nursing, enveloping bosom of the poor and downtrodden of America and the world, and that he's got the right to wrench away what people of ethics and character work for so he can fill the mouths of the loosers and ghetto dwellers with steak and potatoes from his ill gotten gains.

What about:

O'Chavez

Chairman Bao

-0-bama

Oblowme

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I just saw a commenter at JustOneMinute call him, "His Travesty". That's a good one.

Very nice. Adding it now.

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Ba-Rack-O'-Ribeye-Steak-With-A-Side-Of-Mashed-Taters-And-A-Coke-Mmm-Mmm-Good

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Two more that I've encountered recently:

His Holiness Pinocchio Obama
Obumbles the Clown

David Jackson, the fallout from Obamacare may be worse than anyone can imagine. I've heard small business owners call in on talk shows, saying that before it goes into effect, they're going to lay off workers to get their head count under 50 so they stay exempt from the "law" as it is now written. Obamacare is going to result in skyrocketing unemployment in the United States. All those jobs that the administration claims they've created will be dwarfed by orders of magnitude by the jobs destroyed by "universal health care"!

bare-ass banana

Please add "The Kenyan"

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This one is courtesy of Journalist Bill Wilson:
OOO (Triple O) - Occupant of the Oval Office - Bill has never once addressed him as president.
also:
Barky

Comrade Chairman Osama bin Bite-me

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I'm glad my Obysmal made the list [proud patriot !!] but I also use Obummer, Oba-mao, and more that makr me throw up just a little in my mouth thinking of them !!!
How about incorporating all these terrif suggestions above into the list ?? It's getting a little long in the tooth to sort through.

If you were Obysmal, I'd say "DO YOUR DAMN JOB !!!"

Since day one that I became aware of him in the presidential primary, and it took me minimal research to confirm his socialist and anti-constitutional position, I have referred to him as the 'Anti-Founder' - the polar opposite of our great founders.

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My appellation for the bastard is "Che Obama" and I use it on Twitter.

How about "Obozo the Clown" or "Obrocolii".

And then there's O'Carter and Mr. Potato Head

He told me in one of his campaign rantings that I, as a SENIOR CITIZEN, would NOT have to pay any FEDERAL INCOME TAXES, that this was at least ONE things he was going to CHANGE....I am still waiting, and waiting, and waiting....I'll die before that ever happens, lol!

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/obameter/subjects/politifacts-top-promises/

He has completed 15 of his top 25 promises. 5 of them are in the works. If you look at the larger list, he has a record which would make the late JC envious.

Conclusion - you're a liar or misinformed or both.

Can you say Obama Derangement Syndrome??

World renowned phychologist Dr. Christopher Zimmermann has developed a classification for people like this.

Obama Derangement Syndrome (ODS) Classification Scheme

Stage 1 Obama Derangement Syndrome
Early symptoms include subtle, low level criticisms of Obama's "leadership" abilities. A simple understanding of separation of powers and what Obama can/can not do is enough to reverse most ailments.

Stage 2 Obama Derangement Syndrome
At this stage, attacks on the President begin to take on a nonsensical element such as criticism of Obama playing Golf, taking a vacation with his family, or eating mustard on his hamburger. The tone used by stage 2 sufferers mimics that of a gossip tabloid or an unhappy teenager's blog.

Stage 3 Obama Derangement Syndrome
As the disease progresses, deeply held anger, resentment, and fear manifests itself. Those afflicted with ODS-3 are unable to call the President by his name. They use incendiary monikers such as Barry, Obummer, Zero. The derangement begins to branch out to Obama's family. Even mentioning Michelle Obama's campaign to encourage healthy lifestyles is enough to cause hysterical fits of rage.

Stage 4 Obama Derangement Syndrome
Opposition to Obama becomes not just predictable, but a force of habit. Those afflicted use phrases like, "Anyone but Obama." The diseased begin to take any position, so long as it is not Obama's position. They begin to mock ideas like "hope" and "change" as naive, simply because Obama embodies them.


Stage 5 Obama Derangement Syndrome
As stage 5 ODS sets in, the assaults on the President's character begin to imply he is evil at his core. The development of conspiracies that suggest Obama is knowingly executing an agenda that will harm America are commonplace. Questions like, "Is Obama A Bigger Threat Than Al Queda?" and "Obama: A Radical Leftist Who Seeks To Dismantle Capitalism?" are common place.

Stage 6 Obama Derangement Syndrome
This stage is mostly reserved for birthers and bigots. People who have developed ODS-6 are offended by Barack Obama's very existence. The subtle racial undertones, kept concealed in the previous stages of the disease, can no longer be contained. They find it impossible to believe that a black man could be elected President of "their" country.

Beats being a mindless drone, Victor.

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