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They been goin' back 'n forth for a century ...
Set the markets free, yo.
Hat tip: Veronique de Rugy
I know, I know. It's about as sporting as clubbing baby seals, but I can't resist.
Thanks. I feel better now.
Absolutely hilarious!
Hat tip: iOwnTheWorld
FreedomWorks knows how to grovel:
Washington, DC -- Today, FreedomWorks released an apology to leftist political organizations, including MoveOn.org, the Democratic National Committee, the AFL-CIO, and ACORN for our apparent ignorance of the fine art of political discourse.FreedomWorks' August Recess Call to Action encouraged grassroots citizens to attend Congressional town hall meetings and listening sessions. We asked everyone to voice their opinions and communicate their opposition to the President's proposed hostile takeover of the American health care system. Apparently, the very act of showing up and having an opinion is, in effect, to act like a "thug." Opposing President Obama's policy agenda on health care is, in and of itself, unacceptable, and has no place in our democracy. Bottom line: it's "disgusting," according to our friends on the left.
Follow the link to hear the ever-so-cultured voicemail messages left by our betters among the Obamabots.
It's approved by the Health Administration Bureau, so you know it's peachy keen!
So you think health care's boring? Politics makes you zone out? Can't find the time between work and reruns of American Idol to focus your A.D.D.-riddled mind on something requiring actual rational thought?
Pop another Ritalin, sit down, shut up, and watch this. It's funny. No, really ... it is.
There! Was that so hard? In our next lesson, we'll learn how to get off our lazy butts and pimp-slap the idiot politicians who want to bring this farce here to America.
OK, you can go back to watching Jon Stewart now.
Here's a big tip o' the hat to Caleb at RedState for finding this.
Barack Obama gives us the umpteenth example of teleprompterless blather.
Behold Ross Wasserstrom's turgid prose. This kid is going places.
I'm surprised nobody thought of #mockobama before me. Have at it!
To mark the impending passage of the stimulus package The Generational Theft Act of 2009, I wrote a parody for any good Barack Obama impersonator to sing (with backup vocals by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Barney Frank).
"Welfare"
(Tune: "Hang Fire" by The Rolling Stones)
Welfare welfare, welfare welfare, welfare welfare, well well
Welfare welfare, welfare welfare, welfare welfare, well wellIn the brand new country we're gonna remake
Nobody has a job, cuz they're all on the take, welfare
Uh welfareWell running your life is our full time job
We know what's best for you, you're just a helpless slob, welfare
Uh welfare, welfare, sign right there, baby yeah
Uh welfare, welfare, sign right there, babyYeah
Uh welfareWe got four short years to spread all of your wealth
This truckload of cash won't spend itself
Here in D.C. we're on a tear
Say what the hell, say what the hell, welfare
Welfare, welfare, welfare, sign right there, baby
Welfare, welfare, welfare, welfare
Welfare, welfare, sign right there babyWelfare welfare, welfare welfare, welfare welfare, well well
Welfare welfare, welfare welfare, welfare welfare, well well
Welfare welfare, welfare welfare, welfare welfare, well well
Welfare welfare, welfare welfare, welfare welfare, well wellCough up a trillion dollars for us to burn
Then re-elect us cuz you never learn, welfare
Uh welfare, welfare, sign right there baby
Uh welfare, welfare, sign right there
Welfare welfare welfare welfare
Sign right there
Sign right there
Considering the original song's ironic subject, I fiured it could use an update. After all, Barack Obama is the new James Callaghan.
