Conservatives suck

Leaving childhood behind and facing adulthood sucks, man.

It’s more fun to be childish, gutless, and foolish. I want to bleat empty slogans like “Hope and Change!” Personal responsibility, ordered liberty, limited government, and thinking past next Tuesday is for dorks. I think I’ll become a progressive. Now gimme your house, oppressor.

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