Today’s Emergency Alert System test

The federal government obviously hasn’t figured out how to broadcast on these newfangled radio thingies. The national EAS test repeated itself twice, each time ending in “we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.” But the first time, they didn’t. Plus, during the first message, some genius left an open mic near a speaker, so the message could be heard echoing itself. Boy, these magic talking boxes sure are hard to figure out, huh?
government dunce
These are the geniuses that want to run your health care.

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