Gee, these are really nice folks occupying Portland, huh?
Yep. They’re an independent, young, spontaneous, focused example of the good old-fashioned American mainstream. Why, I often gather with my family and friends in our sweaty, unwashed glory so we can pound on buckets and scream “F*** the U.S.A.” at the top of our lungs. Doesn’t everybody?
This is your Democrat Party, my progressive friends. I’m sure you’re proud.