Where do I sign?

I thought I was in love before, but that was then and this is now. Meet my next girlfriend:

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31-year-old woman
Beaver, Pennsylvania, United States
seeking men 30-48
within 300 miles of Beaver, Pennsylvania, United States
Relationships: Never Married
Have kids: No
Want kids: Not sure
Ethnicity: Other
Body type: Slender
Height: 5’7″ (170cms)
Religion: Christian / Catholic
Smoke: No Way
Drink: Social Drinker
I am flexible and tactful by nature. I believe in all the best and pure in this world and the people that surround me. I believe that there is no fortuity and everything that happens with us is due to the things around us. I can forgive and I think that love is measure by the ability to forgive. I always try to look on things positively. I don’t like being part of the problem, but instead i will be part of the solution. I love talking and listening to people so i can learn more and impact in other people. Am looking for a down to earth caring and loving man. I live rather simply, especially considering my past experince in relationship, Honesty, trust, loyalty and devotion are very important to me in a relationship. I like to be able to talk things out and to listen even more importantly. Too many men think they need to find a solution to a problem alone when its supposed to be shared between partners.
About me
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Sports and exercise: Golf, Swimming
Exercise habits: Exercise 3-4 times per week
Interests: Cooking, Movies/Videos
Education: No Answer
Occupation: Sales / Marketing
Income: No Answer
Languages: English
Politics: Ultra Conservative
Sign: Don’t display my sign
Pets I have: No Answer
Pets I like: Dogs
About my date
Hair: No Answer
Eyes: No Answer
Height: 3’0″ (91cms) to 8’11” (272cms)
Body type: No Answer
Languages: English
Ethnicity: No Answer
Faith: No Answer
Education: No Answer
Job: No Answer
Income: No Answer
Smoke: No Answer
Drink: No Answer
Relationships: No Answer
Have kids: No Answer
Want kids: No Answer

Sweet! A total babe who has mastered the English language, displays a philosophical bent, has no physical standards whatsoever, touts her flexibility … and lives in Beaver? What’s not to like?

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