Could this be a fast way to limit the spread of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I’m not seeing any drawbacks here.
Some Coast Guard buoy tender CO with gonads (CYPRESS? OAK? JOSHUA APPLEBY?) needs to load his cutter with hay, get out to the spill, dump it overboard, and film the results. Waiting for direction from CG Headquarters and the rest of the jokers in Washington, DC is no strategy for success. Be bold!