Rachel Marsden prediction

OK, I don’t understand where my post on Rachel Marsden went. The damn thing vaporized. I don’t recall deleting a post since I started this blog. Strange. I’ll try again.
I predict that tonight on Red Eye when Greg Gutfeld brings up the Virginia Tech massacre, Rachel Marsden will offer a snarky comment about how such things would never happen in Canada, land of draconian gun laws. Then she’ll toss off an attempted joke about the Second Amendment and archaic 17th Century knuckledraggers.
Wanna bet on it?
Update: OK, OK … I misunderestimated her. Mea maxima culpa.

  1. Wrong. Ha ha!

  2. No fair! How was I to know that Red Eye would be bumped by a repeat of Greta Van Somnolent?
    Y’know, by “tonight” it could plausibly be argued that I meant 2 AM April 18th. Because it’s contiguous with this coming evening’s onset of darkness. And stuff. Yeah.
    My prediction is hereby revised to apply to the next episode of Red Eye that addresses the Virginia Tech massacre.

  3. Insider info. Bwah-ha-ha.

  4. May your back sprout mats of tangled, smelly hair.

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