You've got to be kidding me. Thanks (I think) to The Open End for finding this.
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Update: Gay activists have foiled the zoo's "forced harassment through female seductresses." Now the Humboldt Penguins are free to go gaily into extinction.
7/14/09 Update: Awwwww ...
Well, at least maybe now the religious right will shut up with the "homosexuality isn't natural" bs.