1. Pirate Tom Kidd here.

    Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

    Thank goodness Pirate Day only comes once a year.

  2. Ye think I ain’t the one in charge? Are ye contemplatin’ mutiny? Arrrr, if ye keep this up I’ll be forced to break out the cat o’ nine tails and flog yer worthless hide ’til ye beg me to throw ye to the sharks!

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