With the debates coming soon in the presidential race, I thought that a modern Devil's Dictionary might come in handy for on-the-fly translation of the pablum coming out of John Kerry's mouth.
There's also my handy Kerry Lexicon, in three volumes.
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That's pretty funny. I'd make a Bush Lexicon but I don't have that much server space. Hopefully he can keep his Bushisms to a minimum and not further discourage school teachers from inspiring their charges to be like the president.
The debates are going to be okay. I would really like to see Nader tossed into the mix though to keep the candidates on their toes and keep it from becoming a personal slug-fest versus a debate on the issues.