How to tell if someone is a terrorist

As the Alliance of Free Blogs commands, so shall they receive. What follows is my preliminary list of things to look for when profiling suspects for terrorist tendencies:

Habitually whispers "ka-boom!" while cackling with glassy-eyed glee
Wears a kaffiyeh under a yarmulke
Can't resist the urge to throw rocks at armored cars
Plans to vote for "Iraq Osama" for Illinois Senator
Drives a Volvo with a cute yellow "Bomber On Board" window sign
Drives a Volvo with a "Bin Laden/Al Sadr '04" bumper sticker
Drives a Volvo
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Precision Guided Humor Round-up: How to Tell If Someone Is A Terrorist from The Alliance on August 11, 2004 9:27 PM

If you're not sure how to tell the difference between someone who's completely harmless, and a filthy terrorist, go here and practice a bit. Meanwhile the following Alliance members have some helpful tips for spotting the baddies. Chase of Wide Read More

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