Hear that gurgling sound?

It’s the sound of the sea valves on the John “Waffles” Kerry campaign being opened by his “band of brothers” from Vietnam, who are going to hold a press conference tomorrow declaring Kerry unfit to be Commander-in-Chief:

Hundreds of former commanders and military colleagues of presumptive Democratic nominee John Kerry are set to declare in a signed letter that he is “unfit to be commander-in-chief.” They will do so at a press conference in Washington on Tuesday.
“What is going to happen on Tuesday is an event that is really historical in dimension,” John O’Neill, a Vietnam veteran who served in the Navy as a PCF (Patrol Craft Fast) boat commander, told CNSNews.com. The event, which is expected to draw about 25 of the letter-signers, is being organized by a newly formed group called Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
“We have 19 of 23 officers who served with [Kerry]. We have every commanding officer he ever had in Vietnam. They all signed a letter that says he is unfit to be commander-in-chief,” O’Neill said.

Here’s a ridiculously easy prediction. Waffles will go to the handy Kerry Lexicon for his all purpose rebuttal:
“The coordinated Republican attack machine is questioning my patriotism! This election is about the future, not the past. I’m a decorated hero, and I support the troops! This is pathetic, coming from a President who dodged the war by joining the National Guard and a Vice President who never served. Bush was AWOL. AWOL, AWOL, AWOL!! Quagmire!!! Tax cuts for the rich!!!”

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