Cuba �ber alles

Life in Cuba sucks. Everybody knows it. The economy’s a basket case, political dissent is stomped on, and cubans keep trying to get out any way they can. So what do the brilliant minds in charge of the socialist workers’ paradise offer as a solution to their problems?
More socialism.
I guess the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is that the right people haven’t been in charge. Right, compadres?

2 comments

  1. Noabeth

    Socialism seems to work ok in Sweden…especially if you’re an immigrant. those guys get mad mad benefits.

  2. Puddle Pirate

    OK, I’ll bite.
    What do you mean by “working OK?” Tell us how Sweden’s such a great example of socialist bliss.
    After demonstrating what a rip-roaring success Sweden is, explain something else. How does Sweden’s version of socialism compare to the kinds of socialism found in Cuba, N. Korea, China, the USSR, most of Africa, most of Latin America, most of South America, France, and Germany? What are the Swedes doing differently, if anything?