Creative speech transcription at JohnKerry.com

At a speech to the Anti-Defamation League on Monday, John “Waffles” Kerry flubbed an attempt to sound like a man with a clue about Judaism:

For all of its history, ADL has been self-asked to live up to one of the oldest most fundamental principles of civilization. It is actually one of the Commandments as we know: “Love your neighbor.”

If you go to Waffles’ campaign web site, guess what’s missing from the transcript of that speech?

2 comments

  1. Jim Thomas

    Kerry Waffles; Bush lies and lies.
    From your favorites list, I can see that sound reasoning is not something you are capable of.

  2. Puddle Pirate

    Let me see if I’ve got this right. To assess the validity of someone’s reasoning we look to their favorites list, not their actual arguments? All you’ve done is show that my favorites don’t suit you, not that my arguments are wrong. Your pseudo-argument is irrelevant.
    This “logic” of yours fascinates me.